Online Bingo chat rooms are often a breeding ground for terrible jokes. Not terrible in the sense of dirty or offensive (luckily, the chat room moderator sees to that), but rather in the sense of being really corny. And yeah, sometimes excruciatingly so.
But it’s all in good fun, and I have to admit, some of my lame jokes have made many an Online Bingo player’s hair stand on end. So we send good-natured ‘lol’ replies to each other’s weak jokes, rather than express the gagging motions we’re secretly thinking. And the occasional bad joke is a small price to pay for the camaraderie and fun chats we love so much.
The truth is, we’re all subjected to bad jokes every now and then. I think everybody has got that one stinker that they dust off every now and then. Yes, the one that you (and only you) think is hilarious after a couple of glasses of wine, and that actually makes people LEAVE parties and other social gatherings.
Now, Asylum.co.uk reports what we’ve always suspected... That new research has shown that those who tell a bad joke could be subjected to intense hostility and violence.
The site reports that a linguist at the Washington State University in America tested reactions to the joke, "What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?" with the punchline, "Nothing, chimneys can't talk."
She endangered her students’ lives by sending them out in public with this armpit of a joke and ordering them to drop it into normal conversation and then record the results.
Although no lives were lost in the process, the results did show that 44% of the responses "were basically attacks intended to result in the social exclusion or humiliation of the speaker, punctuated on occasion with profanity, a nasty glare or even a solid punch to the arm."
So there you go. It has been statistically proved that you could be the victim of grievous bodily harm the next time you decide to clear a room with your stinker of a joke. You have been warned!
Oh and by the way...
Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: no idea
A: what do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Q: still no idea
Waaaahahaaha.....!
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